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COMMON

My Only Escape ::Sonny Moore:: 16

Yeah. God forbid you get this girl angry.

RANDOM POV CHANGES ARE JUST THE BEST. 

Of course the rest of her shits about The Used. Of COURSE. 

iwaittoexplode asked: The fact that this tumblr exists makes me so happy. ohmygod.

I was surprised it didn’t.

minervaginer-deactivated2011112 asked: In the sixth grade I wrote a Harry Potter fanfic about Charlie Weasley. The girl was a dragon tamer who fed her dragons cows BUT SHE HAD A PHOBIA OF COWS D: Tell me, how did those get 5k views?

There were 5k just like you.

Idk. Maybe you’re a whore.


I MEAN NOT YOU. THE CHARACTER. 

Okay… Okay. Go read IWTB. Just do it.

AND THE BASSIST!
AND THE DRUMMER!
AND THE OTHER GUITARIST!
BUT IT’S OKAY HE STILL LOVES ME I’M TOO PRETTY!